Listen up, kiddies: Summer is just around the corner and there are a few things you NEED to acquire before you can properly soak up the sun.
1. Bathing Suit- While we here at RudeTOON condone streaking/skinny dipping/all forms of RUDEness on any level… we think it’d be smartest if you DIDNT start summer with an “indecent exposure” ticket. Put some clothes on, for your bank account/criminal record’s sake.
2. Sunscreen- Sorry, I need to get preachy for a minute. Y’all: WEAR SUNSCREEN. I don’t CARE if it’s cloudy, you need some SPF on that gorgeous face or by the time you hit 30 you’ll be lookin 50… and when 30 is the new 20, you do not want to be mistaken for 40. You catch that? Just wear sunscreen.
3. MUSIC- Isn’t that kind of why we’re here to begin with? We’ve already given you some A+ material from MiniMaxX & DJIEJ to add to your Summer playlist, why not take it one step further by snatching up the head Rot10 Musik’s (ETC!ETC!) newest of the new. We cannot wait for the new Major Lazer album to drop, and this collaborative remix just gets us even more amped to party hard Dance Hall-style this summer. We are so proud to support ETC!ETC! as he continues to rise in the ranks of amazing, break-out producers!!
Also, Party Like Us Records has been cool enough to stream ETC!ETC!’s newest album, out MAY 15th!! Trust us, you’re gonna like what you hear.